southern medical terms

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 12-Apr-2011 23:37:07

Southern Medical Terms.

>> Southern Medical Terms

>> Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.

>> Artery......................... The study of paintings.

>> Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.

>> Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.

>> Caesarean Section........ A neighborhood in Rome.

>> Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.

>> Cauterize.................. Made eye contact with her.

>> Colic.......................... A sheep dog.

>> Coma........................ A punctuation mark.

>> D&C........................... Where Washington is.

>> Dilate......................... To live long.

>> Enema....................... Not a friend.

>> Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.

>> Fibula......................... A small lie.

>> G.I. Series.................. World Series of military baseball.

>> Hangnail................... What you hang your coat on.

>> Impotent................... Distinguished, well known.

>> Labor Pain.................. Getting hurt at work.

>> Medical Staff............. A Doctor's cane.

>> Morbid......................... A higher offer.

>> Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.

>> Node........................... I knew it.

>> Outpatient................ A person who has fainted.

>> Pap Smear................ A fatherhood test.

>> Pelvis.................. ....... Second cousin to Elvis.

>> Post Operative........... A letter carrier.

>> Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery.

>> Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.

>> Secretion...................... Hiding something.

>> Seizure........................ Roman emperor.

>> Tablet......................... A small table.

>> Terminal Illness......... Getting sick at the airport.

>> Tumour....................... One plus one more.

>> Urine..... ..................... Opposite of you're out.

>> Varicose....................... Near by/close by